Lyrics

Email Lover 
 H. Sayers 


I sit alone at my computer 
Create the perfect woman then I meet her 
She could weigh 265 or she could be Winona Ryder 
She’s my email lover. 

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I want an email Lover, I wanna, I want 
I want an email Lover, I wanna, I want 
I want an Email lover, I wanna log on right now 

Well I never tell her everything 
‘Cause to her I could be anything 
Ten feet tall, short, fat and bald 
Well it doesn’t matter anyway. 

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(bridge) 
Sometimes she seems so far away 
Sometimes she takes me all the way 
Sometimes she smiles 
Sometimes she cries from her domain yeah yeah 
Is it just my imagination? 

(Chorus)